yep - i read on npr the other day that the popular “letters from santa” campaign is being dropped in the festive little town of north pole, alaska.

why, you ask?
well duh - it’s because someone recognized an operation santa volunteer in MARYLAND as a sex offender.

*crickets*

yeah, i don’t get it either.
anyhow - it irritated me, so i came up with this idea: let’s create our own letters from santa, and let’s also have an official looking north pole postage stamp to complete the deal. so here we go. now we have that.

merry christmas.