toward the end of the service, the minister asked, “how many of you have forgiven your enemies?”

eighty percent held up their hands.
the minister then repeated his question.
all responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
“mrs. jones? are you not willing to forgive your enemies?” asked the minister.
“i don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.
“mrs. jones, that is very unusual. how old are you?”
“i’m ninety-eight.” she replied.
“mrs. jones, would you please come down front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?” implored the minister.

the little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation and, in a clear, strong voice, said: “i outlived the bitches!”
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i imagine that will be me one day.