my ultimate paranoia

so i have this horrible fear.
it’s been burned in my brain ever since i saw the movie.
and you’re going to know the movie i’m talking about…

my fear is that, as i walk down a flight of open-backed stairs…
someone underneath the stairs is going to slice into my achilles tendon with a scalpel.
and lucky for me - i have open-backed stairs going down my basement.
ugh.
as if the creepy bottomless rock pit underneath my living room wasn’t scary enough.
i’m certain there is a dead girl down in there who will one day figure out how to crawl out of it and be waiting with her sharp knife under the steps when i go down there to trip the breakers or put something away.

I wrote this stuff on Friday June 29, 2007 at about 10:54 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff, crazy crap i do, very weird things.    

wii burnout

I wrote this stuff on Wednesday June 27, 2007 at about 10:31 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: video game stuff.    

www.mappyhour.com

I wrote this stuff on Tuesday June 26, 2007 at about 10:53 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff, crazy crap i do, good times.    

what we don’t do for you boys.

I wrote this stuff on Tuesday June 26, 2007 at about 10:44 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: crazy crap i do.    

your official captain underpants name…

I wrote this stuff on Wednesday June 20, 2007 at about 11:07 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff, crazy crap i do, funny stuff, very weird things.    

another dog coming soon…

I wrote this stuff on Wednesday June 20, 2007 at about 9:49 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff.    

now i’ve taken up dreaming about video games

I wrote this stuff on Wednesday June 13, 2007 at about 10:22 am. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: crazy crap i do, video game stuff, my crazy dog.    

summertime rules. but it makes you dumb, too.

I wrote this stuff on Wednesday June 13, 2007 at about 12:19 am. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: crazy crap i do, good times, funny stuff.    

homeless animals. and why you should think about it.

I wrote this stuff on Tuesday June 12, 2007 at about 12:34 pm. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff.    

holy moly the freakin house is haunted

I wrote this stuff on Tuesday June 12, 2007 at about 12:04 am. I thought it'd be cool to stick it in the following categories: life stuff, crazy crap i do, very weird things, my crazy dog.    
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